Trumpy is a powerful dogowner. Nothing more than that.

Albert Denmark
2 min readApr 19, 2024

Let’s not deny it. Donald Trump is powerful. He has the total GOP in his hands. Not that this is so difficult; Republicans act as if they are lap dogs.

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Some are golden (or perhaps brass) retriever: something is being thrown away, or something is being shot, and doggy is going to fetch it. Some are poodles: they look sweet, and that's it.

Some are German shepherds: they listen to all the commands they've been given and obey every time. However, when they become afraid because their owner is mad, they become uncontrollably submissive.

And some Republicans are like Rottweilers: portrayed as evil, foul, drooling, bloodthirsty, and not to be trusted.

Donald Trump has all kind of dogs. And you know how dogs are: if you put them in the trunk of your car for 24 hours and then open the trunk, the dog will still be happy. Try to do that with your partner or best friend - I can promise you will lose the relationship.

From time to time, we hear about some dogs, that run away from their owner. If they come back to Trump, they always will be treated as garbage.

That is why 'Rottweiler' Marjorie never barks ill of her owner. That is why 'Beagle' Pence will never be seen again with Trump. That is why Boxer Johnson is so stubborn and snappy.
I can continue in ages.

No matter how we look, Trumpy is nothing more than a dog owner. And barking mad. Unfortunately, he's the de facto chairman of the GOP Dog Club.

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Albert Denmark

Father, husband, Computer Geek and author. Living in Denmark, born in Holland. Mail: albertdenmark1@gmail.com