Donald Trump is dying
Can somebody give Donald Trump some new clothes? He always wears the same ones. I don’t think the man has enough money to buy new clothes. Sure, he keeps saying he has loads of money, but we all know he doesn’t. Every brick in any property he “owns” likely has a legal note on it: “financed by XYZ Bank.”
Trump is good at one thing, and one thing only: lying. The problem with lies is that they always contain a bit of truth. That “truth bit” is usually right at the top of the story. This confuses people who start digging into a story because the first facts they find are actually true. This is precisely what Trump has mastered: hiding lies with a bit of truth.
Let me give you an example: Until Joe Biden resigned, Trump kept telling the world that (a) Joe Biden was old and fragile, and (b) he himself was very strong and fit. The first part was true: Joe Biden is old. Joe Biden is fragile. Probably not too old or too fragile, but as of now, Joe Biden is 81 years old. The chance that he dies tomorrow is greater than the chance he could run 100 yards and survive.
Compared to Joe Biden, Donald Trump might seem fit and strong. But that doesn’t say anything about how fit or strong Trump really is. Take a look at the man. Trump, I mean. Have you seen his face? Look at the wrinkles, his throat, his chin. Look at his hands. His skin is so loose; these are the signs of an old man. And his birth certificate, at least the official one, does not lie.
Sure, Trump might be younger than Biden, but he is still the oldest presidential candidate ever. The chance that Trump dies tomorrow is higher than the chance he would survive a walk around the golf course he likes to play on. Ever wondered why he drives from green to green? He can’t walk that far. His body is shutting down.
Give the man some nice clothes. He probably can’t even afford a decent jacket. His lies are so obvious, though covered by a thin veneer of truth, that most people give him the benefit of the doubt when they try to scratch the surface. But if you scratch a bit deeper, you’ll find he’s always wearing the same clothes. He doesn’t have the money to buy new ones.
